Saturday, January 24, 2009

Why parents worry about internet chats






Hi! You sound kinda cute. How old are you and what do you do after school?



I am fourteen and a fitness buff. After school I work out in a gym.


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Heavenly short change

Grandma and the grandson she doted on were walking on the water's edge at the beach when, without warning, a huge wave rolled in and, on receding, carried the child into the sea. Horrified, but unable even to see her grandson much less rescue him, the old woman decided there was nothing left to do but pray. Falling to her knees, Grandma raised her eyes and arms to the heavens and pleaded: "Oh, Lord, please cause the sea to carry my grandson back to the shore and to me, alive and unharmed." As though by divine intervention, that is what happened. Another wave propelled the child to his grandmother's feet, and though he was stunned, he was unharmed. Nevertheless, after examining her grandson, the old woman became angry and began berating the deity. "Thank you for bringing my grandson back to me!" she shouted. "But damn it, Lord, when we came here he was wearing a hat!"

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