Sunday, December 21, 2008

Headlines from the year 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions.

Mexifornia, formally known as California, becomes state's official name.

White minorities strive to have English recognized as Mexifornia's official second language.

Baby conceived naturally, stumping scientists.

Iran has six thermonuclear bombs - UN and U.S. continue to impose sanctions.

Castro finally dies at age 112 - Cuban cigars can now be imported legally.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89, reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese create camera with shutter speed so fast it catches politicians, lawyers with mouth shut.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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